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Down The Middle - Jun 21, 2005 - Printable Version
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by Down The Middle
What's it been? More than two years since we began our campaign to liberate the people of Iraq from those, uh...those other people of Iraq. Well, I guess you could say it was actually a preemptive strike to stop those weapons of mass destruction that would be here in forty-five minutes. Thank George, we got our entire invasion force to Iraq before they could launch those things. And that "Shock and Awe"! Boy, we really blew the hell out of those palaces, didn't we? Of course, nobody was home at the time...but when I saw the reception we received from those newly liberated Iraqis...well, I've just never seen so many rocket-propel...I mean...I've never seen so many flowers. But what about that statue, though? I know you saw them pull Saddam's statue down. Well, yeah, it was our tank and you're right, we did have to round up the people and suggest that they do it...but they just needed a little organizational help. The camera crew? How would I know? I suppose they were just walking by at the time. But ask me how proud I was the day "we" captured Saddam. You know, President Bush keeps Saddam's gun at the White house and shows it off to his guests...and it's in the exact same condition as when they took it off ole Saddam.....unloaded. I don't know. Maybe he had been out shooting it in the air, hollering "Ala Akbar". They did say he appeared terribly disoriented and quite incoherent when they pulled him out of that spider-hole, almost like he had been drugged or something...but don't try to tell me....
Hey! None of this matters, anyway! You saw what "those people" did to us on 9/11. And don't you even bring up Abu Grav or Gitmo. I saw on TV where a couple of Congressmen went down to Gitmo and they sat down and ate the same meal we serve those infidels.......and they said, "Dem meals is goooood!"
Well, dig it, people. If you swallowed any of this horse shit to begin with, you're probably not a lot smarter than that dead armadillo on the edge of the highway out in front of my drive...and if you're still believing the crap that's spewing from your big screen today...you're not just stupid. You're a faulkin' moron. The rest of you are either "covering" your ass about your own regretfully misguided vote for Bush, or you're a faux Christian that in reality is Anti-Christ, by method...but more than likely, you're just a sorry ass-hole who doesn't really care how many "sand niggers" we have to kill for cheap oil...and you don't care how many of our own soldiers have to die to get it.
The thing is, this screwed up war is not an anomaly nor is it a mistake. It has been a concoction of lies, from beginning to end, and anyone who bothered to look at the facts never needed a secret "Downing Street memo" to realize what was going on. Everyone in Washington already knew that when Bush took power, we were going into Iraq. Call it revenge for Daddy. Call it domination of the oil fields. Just don't call it justified.....because it's not.
I told you, long ago about how our Administration purposely let Bin Laden escape at Tora Bora, and how this Middle Eastern "democratization" plan, authored by the neo-cons, has been in the works for years (long before the twit ever swigged down his last bottle and sucked up his last line), and I've told you of the strange Iraqi connections with the Oklahoma City Bombing (at a time when these same neo-cons were trying to get Clinton to go to war with Iraq). I've even explained the difference between "those people" and "those other people". So, don't go telling me this was the right thing to do. I think you know better! The thing is, you just don't care.
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