Editor's Corner - Nov 4, 2005 - Printable Version
- You're the reason God made the Faulking Truth
by Mark Faulk Hello. My name is Yomama bin Ladin. I have an exciting business proposition for you. My father, Yodaddy bin Ladin was recently killed by George Dubya Bush in an unconstitutional attack on our country. However, just as he was dying, he leaned over and whispered to me: "Yomama....", and then he died in my arms. He did leave me the sum of $27.3 million dollars, and I would like to share my good fortune with all of you fine people at the Faulking Truth.....
Uh, yeah. This is really just an update for the website. Once again, I've been lax in keeping you abreast of what's going on "over there", but it doesn't seem to matter. We had almost 600,000 hits last month, and broke 2 million hits for the year several weeks ago. We're still not making any money, but that's not the point.....the point is, people like us, dogonnit! Well, some people hate us, and wish we would all rot in hell, but that as they say, you can't please all of the people all of the time.
Once again....because I'm ridiculously busy right now, I'm going to just invite you to come on over, pull up a cyberpage, and be entertained and edjimacated. We have articles from our regular cast of talented misfits, and several guest authors as well. As always, there's cyberpizza and virtual beer on our message board, and (as always) if you click on a Google ad or two each time you visit, we'll be able to keep doing this until we've fixed everything in the whole faulking world...or until we collapse, whichever comes first.
Also, this Saturday, Nov. 5, from 3 to 5 PM CST, I will be appearing on the radio talk show Left Hook with Bryan Kerr and Wendi Elliot, on Supertalk 930 AM WKY in Oklahoma City. We will discuss, among other things, the escalating stock market scandal, the possibility of a coming war in Iran, and the legalization/medical marijuana issue. If you're in the area, tune us in (and call us to spout off), or listen to it live on the internet at http://www.lefthookradio.com/ A podcast will also be available on that website from Tuesday, Nov. 8 to Saturday, Nov. 12.
That's all, I have to go shower and shave now, so I'll look good for the radio audience tomorrow (Get it? Look good....radio audience, because it's the radio, and you can't....oh, never mind).
Love you Faulkers, you're the reason God made Oklahoma.
(Disclaimer: We are not implying that God did, in fact, make Oklahoma, or that Oklahoma is better than any other state. It's really just the title of a seriously bad country song. In fact, some of us have serious doubts that God, or Oklahoma, even exists, for that matter. I mean, if there is a God, why hasn't he just struck Karl Rove down with a good old-fashioned Old Testament-style lightening bolt, or rained a little fire and brimstone down on the White House and Congress? I'm just saying.....)
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Editor's Corner Archives:
The Faulking Truth - Page One (Mark Faulk, Apr 2, 2004)
Over 1,600 Sold Worldwide (and Counting) (Mark Faulk, Apr 16, 2004)
The Winds of Change (Mark Faulk, May 18, 2004)
June, I'm home! (Mark Faulk, Jun 4, 2004)
The Unfunny, Uninteresting, and Unedited Update of "The Faulking Truth" (Mark Faulk, Jun 24, 2004)
How I Spent My Summer Vacation (Mark Faulk, Jul 19, 2004)
John John For President? (Mark Faulk, Jul 25, 2004)
The Dog Days of August (Mark Faulk, Aug 7, 2004)
Not-So-Swift Boat (Mark Faulk, Aug 23, 2004)
Repeat After Me: "Anyone But Bush" (Mark Faulk, Sep 6, 2004)
Kerry: The UnBush (Mark Faulk, Sep 18, 2004)
Counting Our Blessings (and our "Freedoms" and Liberties" too) (Mark Faulk, Sep 29, 2004)
Working Hard....Because.....It's Hard Work (Mark Faulk, Oct 6, 2004)
Heads I win, Tails you lose (Mark Faulk, Oct 17, 2004)
A Vote and a Prayer (Mark Faulk, Nov 1, 2004)
"I only have escaped alone to tell thee...." (Mark Faulk, Nov 9, 2004)
Finally! Another Faulking Update (Mark Faulk, Dec 2, 2004)
Say the Word I'm Thinking Of (Mark Faulk, Dec 19, 2004)
Happy Faulking New Year!!! (Mark Faulk, Jan 3, 2005)
We're Having a Party! (Mark Faulk, Jan 12, 2005)
Ducets From Heaven (Mark Faulk, Feb 13, 2005)
A Blockbuster Article....or Self-Indulgent Whining? (Mark Faulk, Feb 20, 2005)
Look at Me, I'm Flying! (Mark Faulk, Feb 28, 2005)
All We Are Saying...... (Mark Faulk, Mar 13, 2005)
The Neurotic, Psychotic, Compulsive, Paranoid, Faulking Truth Update (Mark Faulk, Mar 27, 2005)
The Short and Sweet Faulking Truth Update (Mark Faulk, Apr 9, 2005)
The Perfect Faulking Update (Mark Faulk, Apr 27, 2005)
A Mother's Day Song (Adam Sandler, May 8, 2005)
If Hits Were Ducats...... (Mark Faulk, May 16, 2005)
The Really, Really, Really Late Faulking Truth Update or...I Wish the Real World Would Just Stop Hassling Me (Mark Faulk, Jun 11, 2005)
And Now for Something Completely Different..... (Mark Faulk, Jul 2, 2005)
In Cyberspace, everyone can hear you scream.... (Mark Faulk, Jul 23, 2005)
North to Alaska..... (Mark Faulk, Jul 30, 2005)
National Preparedness Month (Mark Faulk, Sep 5, 2005)
You're the reason God made the Faulking Truth (Mark Faulk, Nov 4, 2005)
Skies of Green and Fields of Blue (Mark Faulk, Nov 26, 2005)
Sending out an SOS..... (Mark Faulk, Dec 15, 2005)
CRFN Radio Interview (Friday, Dec. 30, 2005) at 9:30 AM (Mark Faulk, Dec 29, 2005)
CRFN Radio Interview: Naked Bull or Cash Cow? (Mark Faulk, Jan 12, 2006)
CRFN Radio Interview: Daytrading America (Mark Faulk, Jan 19, 2006)
Overstock.com to Promote “The Naked Truth”.....Rod Young, Mark Faulk to Appear on CFRN (Mark Faulk, Feb 2, 2006)
Vote on this CNBC Poll Now!!! (Mark Faulk, Feb 27, 2006)
The Really, Really, Really Late (yet again) Faulking Truth Update (Mark Faulk, Mar 13, 2006)
Goodbye Cruel World!! (The Very Last Faulking Truth Update) (Mark Faulk, Jun 5, 2006)
CFRN Radio Show Update (Mark Faulk, Jun 15, 2006)
It's Time to Fix the Stock Market! (Mark Faulk, Jun 23, 2006)
Repeat after me: "I don't know" (Mark Faulk, Jul 28, 2006)
Update on "The Naked Truth" (Mark Faulk, Sep 13, 2006)
A Winning Ticket for 2008 (Redux) (Mark Faulk, Nov 9, 2006)
We're on A Mission From God (Mark Faulk, Dec 12, 2006)
Love is....(An Ode to Valentine's Day) (Mark Faulk, Feb 14, 2007)
TogiEntertainment, Inc., announces purchase of Christian Financial Radio Network (CFRN) (Mark Faulk, March 2, 2007)
USXP CEO Richard Altomare to appear on The Faulking Truth Show on CFRN (Mark Faulk, April 11, 2007)
Text of the OKLAHOMA Senate Bill No. 979 (Mark Faulk, April 26, 2007)
Letter To Oklahoma Senators (Mark Faulk, May 1, 2007)
TogiNet Sneak Preview (Mark Faulk, June 14, 2007)
The Faulking Truth Show on TogiNet (Mark Faulk, June 21, 2007 )
The Faulking Truth X2 (Mark Faulk, June 22, 2007)
Saturday on the Faulking Truth X2 - Countdown to Super Tuesday (Mark Faulk, Feb 1, 2008)
Today's Faulking Truth X2 Show - Shame on Sally!!! (Mark Faulk, Mar 15, 2008)
Oklahoma State Rep. Richard Morrisette on the Faulking Truth X2 (Mark Faulk, Mar 22, 2008)
Saturday on The Faulking Truth X2 Show!!! (Mark Faulk, Apr 25, 2008)
This week on The Faulking Truth and Faulking Truth X2 Shows (Mark Faulk, May 8, 2008)
Tired of getting screwed at the gas pump???? (Mark Faulk, Jun 20, 2008)
Vibrators, missiles, and getting screwed at the pump (Mark Faulk, Aug 2, 2008)
A personal invitation to....YOU! (Mark Faulk, Aug 9, 2008)
The Naked Truth About The Naked Truth (Mark Faulk, Aug 27, 2008)
Join Mark and DeWayne on October 20th 12-1pm CST! (Super Secretary, Oct 17, 2008)
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